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jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page
Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????
by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018
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Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win
Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?
by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
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Jonah has a big ol' cock

Yeah he does!
by ArabDick January 26, 2019
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JONAH MARAIS

he is the hottest out of these five really smexy boys jack zach daniel and corbyn but like jonah is like

mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
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i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis

jk i’m nice.
1:wdw is hot

2:yeah corbyn s the hottest

me: NO JONAH MARAIS IS
by jonahshot July 28, 2019
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Jonah

Jonah is probably a tall handsome man with soft fluffy hair that gets in his face. He is a very deep emotional and sad person but he hides it from most of the world. He's very mean to the average person but there is usually a person or two that get his soft spot. He has a huge dick, Im talking 8 inches. Jonah is a religious name so he's probably uncut but don't you dare worry about that, as a woman I can say uncut feels better and is just intimidating cause its not what your used to. Your very unlikely to be selected as a Jonah's Lover because he chooses very few but if you do one day get this opportunity you will remember it forever.
Man that guy Jonah is so mean

Yeah but he has a soft spot
by Karry K April 9, 2021
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Jonah it

To have a phenomenal lead during the game, and blow it and completely lose at the end
Matthew had a lead of 21 points in the football game in the 4th quarter. But then Jonah it and lost 21 to 24 at the end.
by Jonah Marsh May 16, 2021
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Jonah Marais's girlfriend

Shayne is the girlfriend of Jonah Marais. She's amazing, smart, pretty, has the best friends in the world and the best cheerleader you've ever seen.
"omg is that who I think it is?" "omg yeah it's Shayne. She's Jonah Marais's girlfriend."
by Barbie_Bxtch May 23, 2021
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