The Happening

A waste of money and your life.

We went to a amish party it was still better than the happening

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

stop trying to make fetch happen

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.

Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen

by Glencoco November 8, 2017

It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008

Halden

A middle sized city east in Norway. Each and every year it's celebrated a local festival called Mat- og trebåtfestivalen (food, and woodenboatfestival), where everyone from age 12 is drinking and partying in the city streets.

Girl13: Wanna stay home and watch a movie tonight?
Dude15: Hell no! It's the boatfestival in Halden, I'm getting cheatin' drunk 2night!

by marken92 January 22, 2011

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.

by avaron September 22, 2008

It's happening

When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.

Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"

by Avacadaqua April 2, 2017