syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

la rosa de guadalupe

a dramatic ass novela only hispanics watch usually available on telemundo and univision (very hispanic channels)

people walking up the stairs normally :
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs

by p-sped762 December 6, 2019

Virgin De Guadalupe

An engraved image of a lady resembling the Virgin Mary worshipped by many Mexican-Catholics.
1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.

"By the Virgin De Guadalupe we'll make it out of Tijuana with out being arrested by one of their corrupt police officers."

by Paco Rivera May 13, 2005

United Guantanastates of America

What the good ol' USofA will become in about 5 years.

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Guantanastates of America, and to the republic(ans), for which it stands, one nation, under Bush, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

by cizzl3 July 28, 2008

Jasvaig Ganda

A humorous man who loves chicken wings and loves the sport football {soccer. His stomach hurts every second at school but not at home. Oh yeah he also gets bare girls but got no followers. At the end of the day is he is an absolute LEGEND AND THE G.O.A.T.

Jasvaig Ganda: Hey
Girl: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by LeG MAN )))) August 20, 2019

grandad

An exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus.

Man: "Oh yeah baby.....Mmm hmmm..."

Woman: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...."

Man: "Uh, uh, uh, uh...oh yeah....oh fuck...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...GRANDAD!!!!"

Woman: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Get off of me and get the fuck out of my house you sick freak!!"

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

guanaco/a

some1 who is from da ES YAH ..YA KNOW!!
(el salvador for da retards who dnt know wut es mean)

"Damn look at that fine ass Guanaca girl"

by luis May 13, 2005