gobble

To partake in the act of fellatio. Particularly used in the West Of Scotland to describe oral sex. Can also be the noise a turkey makes.

Git yir gums aroond ma plums, gis' a gobble

by GingaNinja April 30, 2005

Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

by no one146 May 1, 2006

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

Globbenstain

When you have electro therapy session on your cock and when the doctor xrays it and he finds out its broken.

When your mother walks in on you when you're on R/Globbenstain

by KaleLishort January 15, 2022

jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008

Orange gobbler

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022