Germometry

N. Like geometry, but it involves mathmatic equations all equal to "your mom."
Really hilarious to say when you are angry with your current math situation.

I can't come over today on account of my excessive Germometry homework.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 18, 2009

gemmosity

the tantalising qualities of razor sharp wits combined with quirky tastes in music with a liberal serving of old-fashioned coolness mixed in for good measure.

Damn, that girl just oozes gemmosity!

Her gemmosity factor is off the scale.

quirky coolness sarcastic

by Sir Mattress February 11, 2010

German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Germalian

Someone who's race/ethnicity half German half Italian.

We were talking about Ethnicity in school today and I exsplained how i'm half German and half Italian, makeing me a Germalian.

by Hollyy' MaliBu March 16, 2011

GenMod

1. Generation Modifications resulting from unnecessary chemicals that humans consume today sponsored by the NWO
2. Genetic Modifications resulting from the testing on humans and human embryos by globalist scientists, etc
3. Gender Modifications resulting from a person being affected by the unnecessary chemicals and artificial hormones provided and sponsored by the globalists

"Yeah, that guy over there is most likely a genmod."

by GenModDetector August 18, 2011

german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.

Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.

by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014

german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016