Black-Fridayed

To be mobbed or overrun by an onward surge of crazed shoppers/zombies - possibly resulting in grave or serious bodily harm.

Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...

by Rex Righteous December 29, 2012

Eskimo Friday

in Nordic countries such as Russia, Scandinavia and Canada, the Friday before Christmas (i.e the Friday between December 18-24), especially one when its snowing like hell outside and you have maybe a foot or more of snow outside. On these Fridays, the temperature can drop to something like -20 to -25 degrees Celsius with no windchill factor.

According to family legend, my grandmother was born on an Eskimo Friday, a Friday, December 24.

by Sexydimma June 24, 2013

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv

Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.

by AdmiralSupreme November 20, 2017

frick fraddily fuck

An expression of disbelief or wonder.

Frick fraddily fuck there’s a turkey!

by Frick22 April 30, 2019

Frandicous friday

It’s freaky Friday, but it’s double the freaky and double the Friday.

“Holy sh*t, i just had a Frandicous Friday moment”

by cashmoneymama January 28, 2022

Baby Friday

Thursday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.

by talk2me-JCH2 November 3, 2023

Funny Fish Friday

Funny Fish Friday is a day where everyone can appreciate the funny fish and their glory. Their power over the people. The holiday is celebrated is celebrated every Friday of the year mostly by unfunny children.

Happy Funny Fish Friday, dumbass.

by HHHHH=hhhhHhhhhhH June 19, 2020