to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015

Fatch

a term commonly used inplace of face & of course meaning face.

you got blood on your fatch.
"get out of my fatch, bitch!"

by PinkLOVESme October 12, 2006

emily fletcher

the most PRETTY girl in the world, prefers Griffens over other boy friends, and tend to make bffs with other Emilys. Also is most likely talented in singing, and like the blackhawks and the bears but has friends named riley.

woah, look, its Emily Fletcher!

dude I heard she is dating Griffen, and has a friend named riley!

Baller! mannnnn

by man bffffffffffffffffff November 13, 2013

flatcockers

2 girls who bang their hips and pubic bones against each other as they make love to each other.

Oh my! Did you see those flatcockers in action?
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.

by Southern Man February 1, 2006

Fletcher

HE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GAY,

HE RECENTLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET SAYING HOW GAY HE IS

FLETCHER IS SO GAY HE WOULD LIKE TO HOOK UP WITH EVERY MALE ON EARTH

by FLETCHER IS GAY May 18, 2020

flatchula

The lady parts spread wide open and spraying lady scent

She sprayed her flatchula straight into my face. I loved it.

by Oscarnascarnelly January 1, 2017

Flitchy

little pieces...like pulp in oj or lint on clothes...aka-fliberts

There are too many flitchy(ies) in my orange juice...I hate pulp!

by gingerspicemomma April 30, 2009