Fed Ex

The new nick name for Kevin Federline, after Britney Spears dumped his ass

Hey Fed Ex, what's new?

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

Fed-ex

Receiving fellatio from ones ex-girlfriend.

Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.

by Protokol January 03, 2011

fed up

when you feel like you’re doing too much for the person you want to talk to and they ain’t really giving nothing back

i am so fed up with him

by riya2024 April 27, 2021

K Fed

A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

I need to use this K Fed to clean my vagina.

by St. Joshy November 09, 2006

Get Fed

Gettin somethin to eat with the lads

Hey lads, wanna go get fed?

DId ya get fed yet?

by OHChomsky February 18, 2015

Fed Ex

A shipping service, just like USPS or UPS.

Did you take those packages to Fed Ex to be sent yet?

by Dan Barnett November 18, 2006

Fed Ex

A slang word used in arizona to describe someone with a fat butt or getting taken in the butt

Zack: Girl you got a Fed Ex

by Jordan petty February 06, 2008