sun dried cherry popper

After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.

One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.

by dad adib November 12, 2010

Diarrhea Driblets

Smelly little chunks of syrupy turds clinging to legs, faces or whatever they can find. They can be a lot of fun.

I unplugged my finger from her ass and some yummy little diarrhea driblets splashed on my face.

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

Dribbler

Dribbler is basically South African slang for fuckboy or player with reference to a soccer player because as they dribble they go through everybody

He slept with you and your best friend he's a dribbler

by Thato k April 24, 2020

freeze dried whackaloon

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.

Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!

by fedup June 24, 2003

dried fruit

Large variety of dried fruit items can be mixed together or eaten separately Full of fiber and very healthy.

She had to eat a lot of dried fruit on her diet.

She loves to eat dried apricots.

by Lee Ryder March 5, 2009

Dried up lake

An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

"My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake"

by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011

Dribble Match

(n) The female equivalent of a 'pissing contest.' When girls get together and discuss great things they have seen and done whilst trying to one up another.

Girl 1: "I am going to China this spring.'
Girl 2: "I love going to China! We went there on our way to Tibet."
Girl 3: "Awww....so lucky! I can't go to China this year because (insert husbands name) can't get away from work for so long so we can only go to Spain."
Girl 1 and 2: "Awww...maybe next year."

Dribble Match

by negator July 27, 2012