Douchebang

noun or verb, to refer to a messed up situation or person in low regard.

"That game is a huge douchebang."

"What a douchebang!"

by MisterTim December 10, 2009

douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.

John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.

by Wango Zango July 3, 2011

douchecock

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.

Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.

by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006

Douchebomb

When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)

Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"

Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.

by IcarusKC May 27, 2014

Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

Urban Douchemonger

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by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

douchebonnet

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.

"That guy is such a douchebonnet."

by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008