Dinosaur Suit 

When you go naked paint your self green and put a finger puppet on your cock and on all of your fingers and walk around a busy area :D

have fun in the dinosaur suit :D

Dinosaur Suit by CRiTiCaL eRrorZ November 13, 2010

Dinosaur Economy 

An energy intense economy that relies primarily on fossil fuels such as oil, coal and natural gas that are derived from dinosaurs, plants and other prehistoric biota.

Industrialized agriculture exists within a dinosaur economy because it relies on petrol chemicals to produce herbicides, pesticides and fertilizers as well as lots of fuel to transport food hundreds or thousands of miles via planes trains and automobiles before it is consumed.

Dinosaur Economy by glopezsez October 19, 2011

Dinosaur Slime 

Geriatric woman's post-coital vaginal secretions.

Reginald was deeply offended by the dinosaur slime his grandmother left on the sofa after staying for the weekend...

Dinosaur Slime by Captain Colonoscopy November 5, 2012

Dinosaur rarity 

Something so uncommon or unheard of, it's as rare as the dinosaurs.

"I do not like waking up early unless I awaken on my own and feel great, then I love it. But that is a dinosaur rarity".

Dinosaur rarity by K_Wiz June 7, 2016

Dinosaur-Lookin Bitch 

A derogatory phrase commonly used to insult or degrade another"s features by comparing them to a prehistotic species. Also, the word bitch is used to emphasize the insult. Frequently used in Pennsylvania.

Dude1: "Yo, did you see that ugly dinosaur-lookin bitch on the corner?"
Dude2: "Yeah, she looks like a T-Rex, cuz!"

Bitch1: "I ain't gonna get you now, but I'll get you later you dinosaur-lookin bitch!"
Bitch2: "At least I don't look like a raptor whore! Go bite your man's dick off!"

Dinosaur-Lookin Bitch by Genius On Deck May 6, 2009

Dinosaur Meat

Dinosaur meat is the toughest meat there is. Everyone knows that...I mean dinosaurs were b.a.m.fs (bad-ass-mother-fuckers).

Dinosaur meat is a rare commodity sold on the black market.

Dinosaur meat may be a rare delicacy now-a-days but cavemen had tons. Cavemen struggled to eat it all the time.

Dinosaur meat can be compared to off brand beef jerky that you get from Wal-Mart for fifty cents cheaper...even though you know you should have gotten that Jack Links kind.

"Dinosaur meat is so tough that I chipped a tooth"

"This beef jerky is so hard I feel like a caveman eating dinosaur meat"

Guy#1: "Dinosaur meat sure would hit the spot right now"
Guy#2: "Too bad neither of us have dental insurance"

"This beef jerky is so tough that I feel like I just killed and jerkied a dinosaur"

Girl#1: "I might be high but (best way to start a sentance) ...I know what cavemen went through eating their dinosaur meat"

Girl#2: "What?! You're definitely high."

Dinosaur Meat by JennR October 5, 2009

dinosaur your mom 

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.

1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!

dinosaur your mom by squirrel March 18, 2005