ukjv

A MUD term used in place for S*it, used on channels that do not allow cursing.

UOSS players all note Epsilon is a ukjvhead.

by Squirrel October 28, 2003

Scrumptrelescent

A word that is used to describe something so inmensly great that it's use must be limited.
Made by Will Ferrel on one of his "inside the actors studio" parodies.

This cake is simply Scrumptrelescent.
Hey Sandy!, your bottom looks Scrumptrelescent today.

by Squirrel July 06, 2004

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

by squirrel March 15, 2004

pulchritudinous

stund with great beauty; handsome; pretty; beautiful.

The boy was so pulchritudinous that every girl in the room was trying to flirt with him.

by Squirrel July 24, 2003

Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.

"He called me fucking goat nuts!"

by squirrel March 17, 2004

dinosaur your mom

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.

1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!

by squirrel March 19, 2005

Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

by Squirrel April 26, 2004