squirrel's definitions

Goat nuts

What tards call each other for sport.

"He called me fucking goat nuts!"

by squirrel March 17, 2004

mokey-hokey

Basically, whatever but used in a positive sense.

1: Do you want a drink of vodka and coke or a martini?
2: Mokey-hokey

by Squirrel April 12, 2005

chomp

a very poor quality insult for someone who either eats a lot or is not very smart

when you munch your entire house
when you are beaten in an iq test by a squirrel who has been dropped on it's head

by squirrel December 12, 2004

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

by squirrel March 14, 2004

dinosaur your mom

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.

1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!

by squirrel March 18, 2005

Scrumptrelescent

A word that is used to describe something so inmensly great that it's use must be limited.
Made by Will Ferrel on one of his "inside the actors studio" parodies.

This cake is simply Scrumptrelescent.
Hey Sandy!, your bottom looks Scrumptrelescent today.

by Squirrel July 5, 2004

Belt

a cold beer, either a can or bottle

Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.

by Squirrel April 29, 2003