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Tim Damage

Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time
by Hapfam June 25, 2018
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damage is done

Something that has occured that is not in the best interest of the parties involved.

Him: Why did you tell her that? She frigging ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out... oh well the damage is done!
Him: Why did you tell maggies that im with nicki now? She freaking ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out after I told her that you two are an item... oh well the damage is done!
by OMA VINE DEE October 17, 2014
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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

What someone says when they don't get to eat ice cream sandwich
by me.me("me") June 1, 2022
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Collateral Damage

When one intentionally farts on another person intending on only harming them, but other people in the room suffer from the foul flatulence.
gassy friend: Hey Mark! Take this!
(farts on Mark)
Mark: eeeew!
John: oh no! Collateral damage!
by Mandalore96 November 6, 2010
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damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.
Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...
by yoova October 7, 2006
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damaged goods

Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.

Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.
Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.

Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.

Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.

Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.
by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014
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collateral damage

The act of passing on an std twice in one night
i caused some serious collateral damage at the bar last night
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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