Davy Crockett

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.

Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!

by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006

chris crocker

See 'fag' or 'faggot'.

Chris Crocker is a fag.

by Casey m February 29, 2008

chris crocker

A sad excuse for a celebrity giving Homosexuality a bad image.

Chris Crocker: I am gay!

Reality: No, theres a HUGE difference between you and gay people.

by Coasterboi October 21, 2007

Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Crockety

Rigid, old and worn

This couch is crockety. We need a new one.

by Wordmaker4TX September 4, 2018

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019

Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022