crippled

when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.

look at her hair! it looks crippled!

i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!

i'm moving... that's crippled!

by mariahbriana August 4, 2008

The Crippler

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.

Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.

by therapists July 16, 2008

Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed October 17, 2008

The Crippler

When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.

Ya, I slipped her the crippler; and she loved it!

by Slick Criple February 5, 2010

Whip a Crippler

An expression used to describe the act of relaxing with two or more people.

"Alice, Jessica and I are going back to my place to whip a crippler."

by The Crippler Brothers. October 2, 2011

cripple sex

when doing a girl from behind u put your legs up over her back then you BREAK her back!!!

-dude i heard my gf cheated on me!
-you should give her the cripple sex!

by CSho June 6, 2007

cripple rimfuck

A cripple rimfuck is when you are pleasuring the girl from behind and you take your penis and rub it around the rim of her rectum and if you do it just rite she will then motion as if she was a cripple in pleasure.

D00d! I totally cripple rimfucked Stacey last night. She looked like a retard at chucky cheese!

by Tawksick May 15, 2008