Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.

"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"

by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021

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Carson is a pretty girl, beautiful without trying to be. she is loyal to a fault and would do anything for people she cares about. she sees the best in everyone, and has a savior complex. she is seen as the therapist friend because she is a great listener, and she is trusted and important to her friends. she doesn't mind being alone, but hates being lonely and is very social. she is shy when you first meet her, but once she gets to know you, she will show you her wild side. she is always up for an adventure, and is very curious. she cares deeply about others and tackles their problems as her own. she doesn't get angry often, but has a sharp tongue that will rip you to shreds if you're in her way or if you hurt her loved ones. although she may seem like a softie, don't underestimate her. her greatest fear is never finding her soulmate. carson is very romantic, and will treat you like you're the most important person in the world if you're lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend. that is, if you treat her right. if you mistreat her, don't expect her to put up with your bs, she'll leave. she is sweet, loving, and wears her heart on her sleeve. she loves nature, especially the water, and is probably a pisces. she has great style, and the prettiest eyes. she is a dreamer. carson loves music, and if you ever want to hear a good song, ask her. she loves like she's never hurt, smiles like she's never cried, and lives like she'll die tomorrow. if you have her, hold on tight.

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When you have a boner and don’t realize it.

Keith: Bruh, did you see Jay at practice

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Pulling a Carson

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

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