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Childing

1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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Chilking

Injecting chocolate milk into your urethra via syringe and then ejaculating it into a male or females asshole, eating it out afterwards.
Melissa and I tired Chilking last night, it was disgusting.
by Stinky Toe March 16, 2024
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Chilling on a Loaf

Chilling on a loaf. All about the context.
For instance trky, your girl is chilling on a loaf while you talk to stef!
by WeberOnALoaf May 12, 2024
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Chillington

What someone would say when they don’t mind something happening at all. People who use this word are like hella chill or are just high asf.
“Yo bro, is it cool if my friend tags along?”
- L
Yeah man that’s chillington, i don’t mind at all”
- S
Example 2:

“Dude i’m gonna be late for the party
-L
“Ay don’t worry bro, it’s chillington”
-S
by Vexxy December 6, 2024
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chilling and billing

A common practice in consultancy to excessively overcharge clients for minimal work.
Consultant 1 "Did you secure the Council I.T. contract?"

Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"

Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."

Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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chilling and billing

noun / verb

A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.

The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.

When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.

Performance indicators:

Status set to “In a meeting” all day

Slides with more gradients than substance

Saying “let’s circle back” unironically

Deliverables described as “high-level”
“She reused last quarter’s slide deck, nodded thoughtfully in three Zoom calls, and billed the client a full day. Elite chilling and billing.”
by Mach_F January 26, 2026
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Chilling

I've been chilling with Alivia for a few weeks now
by VGKfan2027 January 29, 2026
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