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Ceave

A super mario maker 2 youtuber from austria with suprisingly complicated sentence structures. Holy fuzzy.
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by Uh huh, understood. August 15, 2019
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Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver March 9, 2011
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Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
by Vitalogist August 5, 2020
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Cleavebridge

The ripples on the fabric when a tight shirt is stretched between two large breasts.
You see how tight her shirt was? You could walk across that cleavebridge...
by HorseHead Talks Titties November 4, 2012
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Calaveron

Usually a very smart, sexy, handsome mexican.
He was such a Calaveron
by McGee August 10, 2003
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steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.
Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.
by Ramboni November 13, 2003
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beaver cleaver

a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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