calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)

"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"

by Blamtastical February 11, 2015

Buckle boned

To break ones bones in an excruciating Manor.

Yo, you buckle boned him bad huh?

by Buckle boy January 26, 2020

white-boned shit head

A glass ass white boy who thinks he better than everyone else

jesus that kid in year 8 is such a white-boned shit head

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

Half-Boned Prince

In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.

There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.

by Irohem August 22, 2020

David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.

-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021

Boned-up

preggers, up the skyte etc

"fuck would you give her one", and the mate replies, "well i would, but i'd rather leave it for now, sure she got boned-up by mark deasly, he'd rip your head off if you went near her"

by steven winters January 17, 2007

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010