When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.
Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.
by Osirix October 6, 2010
Get the T-Bonedmug. When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.
Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
by Rbeck December 2, 2009
Get the T-Bonedmug. by Monica February 28, 2004
Get the t-bonedmug. 
Adj; A car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or passenger side of your car, such as in a T-intersection.
My friend got T-boned the other day." Or, "Mike got T-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.
by HULI June 29, 2011
Get the T-bonedmug. A very abnormally tOlL male speciman who has a very small ;). Also has scary scary deep male voice and likes to date girls with the same sounding names (ex. Jessie, Jaycee, Josie). Will 10/10 screw you over
Speciman 1: OH MY GOD you should totally date him !!
Speciman 2: U THOT he’s such a T-bone !! Not even close to boyfriend material
Speciman 2: U THOT he’s such a T-bone !! Not even close to boyfriend material
by Hehehe112 October 8, 2018
Get the T-bonemug. by termeric October 20, 2003
Get the T BONEmug.