bog sock

Euphemism; a codom, a rubber or french letter.

'ang on luv, if I'm to be pokin around down there I shall 'ave to slip on one of me bog socks!

by jamq July 14, 2003

Bog Beggar

Small man that stands in public toilets such as bars and clubs and offers you the service of washing your hands for a small fee.

Products are also available to buy such as sweets, chewing gum and aftershave.

Man in toilet offering you to pay for washing your hands and then drying them with a paper towel he gave you. known only as a bog beggar

by chambeee December 1, 2010

bog squatter

n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.

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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?

He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?

I was just asking.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.

"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

have a bog

The act of filling a toilet with large amounts of faeces.

John went to have a bog at his mates place, it was clogged for weeks.

by greg the man December 18, 2013

bog pinning

The art of using ones mobile phone for recreational purposes whilst taking a good shit.

Neil, where you been?

Bog Pinning mate.

Yeah, good shit?

Bangin bro!

aka just Pinning for short.

by Joeiss October 10, 2014

Bogging hour

4 am in the morning when the bog attacks.

the girls waited anxiously around the campfire for bogging hour to end

by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021