BLOCKCHAIN

A person who get's blocked and keep getting blocked by one woman after the another, like a chain of women

Lord Ashish got blockchained and acheived the title of creep

by PookieCoder January 9, 2025

blockphoria

a feeling of hatred towards Creepers from Minecraft

I'm feeling blockphoria right now.

by KirbyPlayerDictionary January 17, 2025

Blockchain

Ohohohohoho...

Hym "Oh what's that? You can't not use the blockchain? Why is that? Is that because it would violate the separations clause?"

Retard "It stifles innovation!"

Hym "No it doesn't bitch you just want to copy me. Stops copies me. Bitch. YOU ARE NOT THE GUY! The fact that these fucking idiots have allowed you to walk around thinking that you are is a crime against humanity!!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface February 20, 2009

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Collateral blockage

When you piss off a user on social media enough that every one in the thread that agrees with you is blocked.

Everyone that 'liked' my reply became collateral blockage.

by Mr. Grime February 21, 2020