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Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.
Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.
by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019
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He was talked about so much he cant take anymore ne has been blasted
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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Blasted

It could mean having or getting a lot of tattoos or getting shot, like emptying out a full clip on someone.
Damn, did you see his tattoos? That guy got blasted!
Yo, them foos went blasting on the enemies. They got shot at.
by MistahRigoh September 11, 2021
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Blasted

I got my stomach blasted today
by Sqeakylettuce August 25, 2022
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Blaised

Blaised (adj.)

A state of elevated chill achieved when you’re feeling both “blazed” and “blessed.” Coined in honour of Blaise, the coolest Frenchman to ever grace a smoking sesh with his presence. When you’re “blaised,” you’re not just simply high, you’re on another spectrum — serene, enlightened, and feeling grateful you desire what you already have.
“Bro, I just hit that zoot and now I’m so blaised... life’s good, man.”

For those moments when regular “blazed” just doesn’t aptly describe the phenomenal experience, and you’re feeling a little extra refined.
by DignitasDan September 5, 2024
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Blasted

My friend was over last night and we got some blasted.
by Polly Wog November 8, 2025
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