Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.

My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.

by #SquatLife June 19, 2019

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batteries

visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.

hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.

by Krkič January 23, 2020

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BattlingBird1409

A very toxic person yet somehow is able to hold his toxicity (sometimes, rarely). Nonetheless he is capable of knowing where and when to not be toxic, which is a good thing. A fun person to play with (if you can get used to his toxicity), and a last but not least, he is a weeb.

Kid; Hey who the hell is BattlingBird1409

Trash: idk man, prob some noob

by Trashyzz May 25, 2020

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Batting out of your crease

When a person tries to pursue someone who is out of his or her league

Friend 1 : This is the girl I'm talking to

Friend 2 : Yasis Friend1 stop batting out of your crease you dont have a chance with her she's way out of your league

by Gerberguy March 18, 2023

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Wadena Butterfinger

Buttering 4 of your fingers up her #1 and #2 holes while getting BJ. When ready to blow, shove fingers under her nose and say something salient to Minnesota.

Ex: "This ain't Minneapolis sweetie" Or, "Did you know Harmon Killabrew liked bj's too?"

I met this chick from Minneapolis at the NiteOwl, she was talking shit all night. I had to give her the tourist treatment

Did mean the "Wadena Butterfinger" ?

Yep.

by dirtbag0154 August 3, 2010

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