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Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.
Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.
by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009
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the baboon

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.
I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.
by blake57 October 26, 2011
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Baboon

A person that sags their pants revealing they're ass.
boy 1: Dude, you see Robert's sagging his pants?
boy 2: Yea he's a totally baboon
by hshadow April 22, 2009
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baton

a sport where young-in-shape bodies do hard tricks and manuvers with batons, but make them appear easy so nobody is really interested. The "twirlers" wear way too expensive sparkly costumes in attempt to draw more attention to them then their competitors. Usually suffer from head,fingers, and sometimes face trauma. Pay hundreds of dollars to win a few trophies and hang out with friends. Give good-luck gifts to people they dont even like to be a "good sport". They spend more time practicing or in a gym then they do living normal lives, and usually they love it.
similar to gymnastics or dance.
I practiced for 6 months and so i got a really big trophy at my baton competition!
by gl!tter January 8, 2009
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Banoonie

"We have a plant in our garden , we reckon' its growing banoonies" Erin stated
by Blackcat.x November 1, 2016
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badoonkadoonk

j-lo has a badoonkadoonk
by alex & chaz July 26, 2003
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Baton

Oh, your baton is big long and rubbery!
by OJFIsCool January 1, 2012
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