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backwards hat 

1. The calling card of a moron

2. Something that white kids took from black kids and ruined

3. How to identify the true loser in the crowd
I can easily single out who is the real dope of the group because he has his a backwards hat.

"Rap was okay until white kids started buying the CD's and created fools like Eminem and Fiddy Cent, they really put the backwards hat on rap!"

"Where did you buy that hat? The ones that I buy have the bills on the front; what's the point of a backwards hat? You look ridiculous!"
backwards hat by OnTheSideOfRight December 1, 2006
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backwards justin bieber 

Will: whats another word for a BJ
Jack: i dont know a backwards justin bieber
Will:what?
Jack: see JB backwards is BJ

Backwards slide 

A sexual position in which the penis is lubricated and inserted in the vagina as it is in "doggie style," but with the male lying down and the female astride, facing away, in the upright position. The up-and-down motion is done in a sliding manner, with the clitoris being stimulated from the "under" side.
"Okay, baby, now let's try a backwards slide."
Backwards slide by The Doctor November 7, 2004

backwards waterfall 

When a man or woman lies flat and begins to form their back into an arch and proceeds to urinate onto their torso, having the pee flow downriver across their body on to their face.
Best performed by people with short necks, for the fully squished face effect.

Not to be confused with the Cinderella Ferris wheel free fall.
Damn I heard rick is a freak, yeah I heard his favourite past time is the backwards waterfall.
backwards waterfall by Fat Larry February 13, 2018

backwards queef 

when a girl farts and the air bubble goes up her vagina.
"I told that girl not to fart sitting down, now she just did a backwards queef!"
backwards queef by meow on April 1, 2010

backwards mullet

a haircut sported by mostly scene loser kids. short in the back (sometimes spiked), long in the front(always in eyes, pin straight). usually black. sometimes with red/blonde/white streaks.
shit dude all i could see at that from first to last show was a sea of backwards mullets!

Backwards Cowboy 

when a male roughly strokes the inside of the females mouth with his pinky finger. Then, abruptly flips upside down and licks his big toe. Then, turns back around and sits on the female backwards while she does whatever you tell her to.
the Backwards Cowboy....use your imagination.