Jehovah's Witness

Similar to Mormons, but dumb as a post.

The Jehovah's Witness could not respond to any of my questions unless it was covered in his telemarketer's manual "Reasoning from the Scriptures".

by TheOmicron January 11, 2010

witlessism

witlessism (wit less iz em) NOUN. A failed attempt to sound wise or clever.

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

Are good examples of witlessisms.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

Jehovah's Witness

Retardation beyond belief

Stop being such a jehovah's Witness

by Manny90 August 16, 2010

jahovas witness

A religious cult that gets together on every Tuesday and Thursday to drink the punch. They can't do math correctly because they haven't figured that the number of 144,000 has been reached and there is no point of continuing the cult. They also cannot read the Bible, so they made their own which is way shorter and with pictures for them to understand only what they want. They also are very gay people that made a web site called www.pcgamessource.com, which they dictate like Nazis. If you have time go onto their forums and write random things. They also travel in herds.

A jahovas witness was spotted away from his pack, trying to grab another male.

by Da Greek May 20, 2004

Witness Protection

A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
Don't tell DarkViperAU

Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything

by LightViperUS October 5, 2021

Witness

A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.

"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."

by Mananayaw September 11, 2009

Jehovah's Witness

a CRAZY religion that doesn't believe in the trinity..these crazy people believe in letting their own kids or other relatives DIE instead of getting a medically necessary blood transfusion..if you are caught doing something they don't agree with, you get kicked out of the cult..

"a crazy Jehovah's Witness knocked on the door this morning with one of those stupid pamphlets"

by Mrs L February 22, 2010