The Jehovah's Witness could not respond to any of my questions unless it was covered in his telemarketer's manual "Reasoning from the Scriptures".
by TheOmicron January 11, 2010
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"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
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"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
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Get the Jehovah's Witness mug.A religious cult that gets together on every Tuesday and Thursday to drink the punch. They can't do math correctly because they haven't figured that the number of 144,000 has been reached and there is no point of continuing the cult. They also cannot read the Bible, so they made their own which is way shorter and with pictures for them to understand only what they want. They also are very gay people that made a web site called www.pcgamessource.com, which they dictate like Nazis. If you have time go onto their forums and write random things. They also travel in herds.
by Da Greek May 20, 2004
Get the jahovas witness mug.A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
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Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything
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"You want to take a shot?"
"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."
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"I think I'll be a witness today."
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by Mananayaw September 11, 2009
Get the Witness mug.a CRAZY religion that doesn't believe in the trinity..these crazy people believe in letting their own kids or other relatives DIE instead of getting a medically necessary blood transfusion..if you are caught doing something they don't agree with, you get kicked out of the cult..
by Mrs L February 22, 2010
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