A car make with a growing reputation for being completely unreliable and costing half your year's salary to repair.
Dude1: That girl is bad news, she's as flakey as a Volkswagen and gonna cost you just as much to keep in good nick.
Dude2: I know bro, but she's hot to look at and goes from 0 to 100 just as fast. Giggity.
Dude2: I know bro, but she's hot to look at and goes from 0 to 100 just as fast. Giggity.
by SomeoneWhoRespectsNathanFillon June 29, 2013
Get the Volkswagen mug."Whoa, dude you had some VOKS to go talk to that chick!"
"I can't believe that you had the VOKS to ask him out!"
" You shouldn't like him anyway, It's not like he had the VOKS to tell you he didn't want you anyway!"
"I can't believe that you had the VOKS to ask him out!"
" You shouldn't like him anyway, It's not like he had the VOKS to tell you he didn't want you anyway!"
by JADE*** afi February 10, 2005
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1. slang used for pvp trash
2. used to describe someone who's really laggy and trashy
3. also describes someone who's terrible beyond belief that any amount of cash spamming won't help him
2. used to describe someone who's really laggy and trashy
3. also describes someone who's terrible beyond belief that any amount of cash spamming won't help him
1. dude, ur such a volke
2. god, this guy is totally a volke
3. this guy is a volke, he's so terrible and laggy man
Can also be used as a verb:
ex. stop volking
2. god, this guy is totally a volke
3. this guy is a volke, he's so terrible and laggy man
Can also be used as a verb:
ex. stop volking
by bigpronpnp December 26, 2010
Get the volke mug.A volkz is a person male/female who spends their time wisely when playing a game such as runescape. A volkz can also play for 18 hour consecutively and earn up to 70k an hour at a place called bandit camp. A Volkz can also collect 1.5k dragon bones and dragon hides a day making him the ultimate dragon slayer.
Be warned a volkz can also get aggressive if things dont work out for him/her so be prepared to be bargained with during a sale.
Besides the negative side of things, a volkz has no positives and is just a pure killing machine. ANTI SKILLER
Be warned a volkz can also get aggressive if things dont work out for him/her so be prepared to be bargained with during a sale.
Besides the negative side of things, a volkz has no positives and is just a pure killing machine. ANTI SKILLER
I have addopted a volkz method of life playing runescape 18 hours a day and eating chicken mmmm chicken.
u-leh: "how many bones and hides you get today?"
volkz: "1.5k bones and 1.5k hides"
u-leh: "you crazy, you are definately a volkz"
u-leh: "how many bones and hides you get today?"
volkz: "1.5k bones and 1.5k hides"
u-leh: "you crazy, you are definately a volkz"
by Sprong May 17, 2006
Get the Volkz mug.the German car you get when you can't afford to buy any other German car (eg. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, etc.) because of price.
by A$$kicka January 12, 2014
Get the Volkswagen mug.The real band hails from North Carolina. They have trademarked the name, so suck on that all ye who dare try and be as good as they are. All imitators will be crushed. The other so-called "voslung" band is a terrible band that shouldn't pass for music.
by The REAL Volsung November 25, 2007
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Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah
by Shhocker December 18, 2017
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