A$$kicka's definitions

Roosevelt Boulevard

Northeast Philadelphia's finest raceway. 45 mph is the speed limit, but cars go way past that. Expect to get killed if you try to cross the street.

Guy 1: "Yo, I just saw a drunk driver go the wrong way on Roosevelt Boulevard and they almost destroyed that other car."

Guy 2: "No surprises on Roosevelt Boulevard."

by A$$kicka December 15, 2013

Volkswagen

the German car you get when you can't afford to buy any other German car (eg. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, etc.) because of price.

I can't afford a Mercedes-Benz or BMW. Looks like I have to buy the Volkswagen (sigh).

by A$$kicka January 12, 2014