Roosevelt Boulevard

Northeast Philadelphia's finest raceway. 45 mph is the speed limit, but cars go way past that. Expect to get killed if you try to cross the street.

Guy 1: "Yo, I just saw a drunk driver go the wrong way on Roosevelt Boulevard and they almost destroyed that other car."

Guy 2: "No surprises on Roosevelt Boulevard."

by A$$kicka December 15, 2013

Volkswagen

the German car you get when you can't afford to buy any other German car (eg. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, etc.) because of price.

I can't afford a Mercedes-Benz or BMW. Looks like I have to buy the Volkswagen (sigh).

by A$$kicka January 12, 2014