Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008

victim

One who has been afflicted by unspeakable tradgedy, often by their own mental retardation and fetal urges.

"Dude, it's not my fault I drank all that cough syrup, took that acid and flipped my shit! I'm a victim!"

- victim

by Spooky Cheddar the Squirrel Master November 8, 2006

Victim

One who has fucked with a thot and has now been added to the list of people she has taken over the course of her life

Melissa told me to come over her house i told that no i ain't trying to be your next victim

by TrappKidd May 11, 2016

victim of vicinity

When you do something you might not otherwise do, due to the fact that someone or something is in throwing distance of your ass. It is used as a way to throw off blame for giving into temptation.

"You cannot blame me for sleeping with Bob again. I didn't mean for it to happen. I am a victim of vicinity."

by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006

Bukakke Victim

When a guy wanks in a girls mouth, who then doesn't swollow it but lick the guy's face.

Mmmmh, I'll cum! Oh, yeah, YEAAAHH!! Enjoyed it love?
Wait, did you swollow?
HOLY SHIT!!!

by coconut January 28, 2005

Victimized

The word that is used to rub it in someones face after they have been geesed.

example 1 - Ray Lewis murdering Mike Vick
Lewis, "AWWWW, you just got victimized son."

example 2 - Student A Victimizing Student B and Student C confirms it.
Student A - "yo' momma's so fat, she got hit by a parked car"
Student B - "Ohh yea, well....uh..."
Student C - "Awwww snap, you just got victimized tinkerbel"

by Mike L. November 10, 2004

victim hat

The victim hat is not a real hat, it is metaphorical. Those who "wear the victim hat" are those who complain that whatever "pain" and "suffering" they are experiencing is caused by the actions of another person or another group of people. This usually results in a demand of compensation (in some form or another) by the one who feels that he or she is victimized, from the one(s) that is causing the victimization.

"Oh dear, I just spilled McDonald's hot coffee and burned myself. Now I will sue them." - Wearing the victim hat

by Gleasonator February 5, 2009