Turbanaut

Derogatory slang for a Middle eastern cab driver. "Turban" referring to cloth winding headwear customarily worn by men of Middle Eastern descent, and "naut," which means "sailor" in ancient Greek and is defined as a voyager, farer or tripper in contemporary English.

We were too drunk to drive, so we hailed a taxi outside the club and asked our Turbanaut to move ever so slowly down Hollywood Blvd. as we trolled for roadside tail.

by amirdolla August 29, 2013

All Star Turban

When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball

That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban

by All Star Turban November 15, 2014

Turban Stuffer

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.

Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer

by Matt February 5, 2004

urban turban

Any turban that someone decided would look better with a du rag on top of it.

"Wow, I never knew people actually wore urban turbans. Now his head looks like a wedge.

by Violaceous August 11, 2006

red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

by Remy11 April 28, 2006

Wet Turban

Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head

Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.

by Tyler The Wall February 19, 2009

Curry Turban

Taking a crap in a swirling pattern on a females head during a sexual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.

"What's up guys. Totally curry turban'd this girl last night!" said Kishan while raising his hand for a high five.

(friends walk away)

by thewinningsheen July 26, 2011