trishues

Issues that would qualify someone to appear on the UK TV chat show Trisha. These may include fathering children by more than one girl, performing benefits fraud, having drugs problems or generally being a little scally.

Oh my god, who could be the father on my latest little runt? Could be the pizza boy, scary dave from the feathers, russell brand... I need to do a Dad's Not Around test on Trisha.

Dude, you got some major trishues!

by Anal lamper October 12, 2010

tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER May 20, 2018

More issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

"X" argh they have more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Tissue

n. (when referring to a partner in a relationship) : person that you just blow and throw away; not a serious relationship partner one that you have fun with and get rid of quickly; can have in addition to a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jeremy is just Frankee's tissue, she'll have her little thing on the side and then he'll be gone.

by Phoenix729 July 25, 2008

tissue

cute girl; just like how the word "tissue" and how "red noses" are such cute phrases, tissue refers to a very cute girl

Aww look at that cute girl standing in line. she's so snuggly and tissue.

by Tazuuuu October 1, 2009

tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

tissuephobia

Tissuephobia, an irrational fear of tissues or hankerchiefs. It is usually determined by inaudible screaching aimed towards anyone blowing their noise. It is believed to have come about by a poor upbringing with a lack of manners and dignity.

Spanish Teacher, naming is unnecessary. She has tissuephobia!

by Thing's stuck in the wasp'it! May 2, 2011