toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015

Toasty

Satisfactory, pleasant, good.

Person A: Hey, how was the party last night?
Person B: Alot of people ended up coming, so it was actually pretty toasty.
Person A: Seriously? I should have gone man, sitting at home was NOT toasty.

by Grimmorre June 11, 2015

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016

toasty

A lie on specific life events

"Oh don't you dare toasty me!"

by prince sucmadic January 14, 2016

Toasty

The ship name for Toast and Snowy

Toasty is so cute!

by Fhdjdjd August 13, 2016

toasty stack

A stack of penises usually during sex or an orgy when the room or place is hot

Hey man we had a toasty stack with that chick last night

by Real Nigga 101 August 5, 2016

Toasty

When something is meant to roast someone or something

Dr Seuss's political comics are extra toasty bro

by Shady_Venator December 17, 2016