ol'timer

an old man or old timer

Happy Birthday ol'timer.

by TooWheeler September 23, 2015

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

Worst Timeline

The acknowledgement that this version of the multi-verse is the standard by which all other timelines consider the worst option.

"So every Republican sprung into action to replace a feminist icon, so they can ban abortion, while the relief bill has stalled because its too generous."
"We are the worst timeline."

by Perringaiden September 22, 2020

Fuck Timer

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

by runrrtrr June 9, 2021

1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006

TigerInYourTank

If someone has too many girlfriends then he is considered to be "Like Tiger Woods". Adapted from the old ESSO petrol slogan "Put a Tiger in Your Tank"

You have so many girlfriends that you must have a "TigerInYourTank".

That guy, they say he has a "TigerInHisTank". Because he has so many girlfriends.

by flatlobster December 18, 2009

timelining

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.

I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.

by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012