spum

A combination of spam and cum

OMG you guys he covered me in spum last night

by therealniggaboojones September 6, 2022

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

spuff

Female equivalent of spunk

She spuffed all over my hand it was warm.

by Ed Goslin June 24, 2004

spump

to hump and spank someone simultaneously.

guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?

guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.

by boss hogg =√= June 23, 2009

sumfuck

An arrogant prick that needs dispensing.

Dude, Im gonna kick Sumfuck in the teeth.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

scumfuck

Someone who is particularly sly, and has little regard for anyone other than themselves.

That scumfuck, he completely took advantage of me

by Joe Diddly April 21, 2003

Spomfy

The word you call your fat old ugly teacher if he really starts to get on your nerves.

Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."

by Ashley December 11, 2004