Swedish Strudel

When a guy shits on your chest then cums on top of it

Oh my god I heard becky loves when ryan gives her a swedish strudel!

by liamsebastian July 28, 2010

SpruceWillis

sproos-will-us

-noun
A Tinychat Celebrity Personality, bringing the lulz with a passion unmatched on the interwebs.

SpruceWillis made me laugh so hard my spleen erupted and my eyeballs fell out on the table.

by sprucewillis™ November 11, 2010

Spruge

A large dick that is at least over 6 inches long, and also it has a thin base. Its long and skinny

My girlfriend wanted my cock so i fucked her with my spruge real hard.

by Chodsterofhell April 21, 2009

Spruce

A common thing for Finnish people to burn for fire, Russians, slav ethic groups, and other nords may also do this. On rare occasion, a dumb american fuck can also burn it because they once heard this.

''Did you make the SPRUCE?'' -Nordic Nomadic Leader ''Yes, the spruce was collected and the ritual has been done''-Nomadic follower

by A hypocrite October 8, 2018

Spude

/spood/

noun

A picture of Spiderman, preferably in the nude. Derives from the word nude.

Bob: "I met this 10/10 last night but she hasn't replied ever since I texted her asking for spudes"
Charles: "That's a damn shame, barely anyone seem to possess them anymore, goddamnit!"

by Pseuderman April 9, 2019

alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

blue spruce

Fake ass group of wannabe gangstas trying to front in their li'l white suburbia. Distinguish themselves by wearing white baseball caps ( eerliy similar to those white hoods...)

Damn, those Blue Spruce fags be weak as hell! Pro'ly went to their parents KKK meeting and though it'd be fun to start another shit ass group.

by Cameron Aloysious April 5, 2004