Splinter

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco

"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"

by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017

Splonce

A nonce on splatoon

Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…

by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023

Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day

That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out

by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015

Jonny Spincer

A person who has a hairline the size of China and ears the size of Russia

1: he's so ugly
2: yeah he is such a Jonny Spincer

by Aidslord.1 June 5, 2019

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

spline

to partake in anal sex without lubrication. derived from the material used to install screens, which must be forced into place using a spliner.

Patrick didnt have any lube handy, so he had to spline her untill she bled.

by USF Rob April 10, 2006

splice

Superbly good. Usually pertaining to an enjoyable time spent with someone.

"It has been a splice"

by mellifluousmuffin March 29, 2010