spacktard

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

Spack

Someone who you want to slap round the face with a fish of some sort

Woah, someone's a bit of a spack...

by Maddinor June 18, 2012

spackle

verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.

After pounding her in the ass, he pulled out and spackled her crack.

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

spacker

a nice way of saying "you fucking retard!!"

(can be shortened to spack)

simon walks into a glass door that he thought was open, peter says "my god, you spack/spacker!"

by daisy may March 25, 2005

Spackface

To have a face like a spack.

You are such a spackface.
He is such a spackface.
When I grow up, I want to be a spackface.

by Pennycook November 17, 2004

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018