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snake bitch

"I honestly can't believe how disgusting and hypocritical Erika Costell is!"
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
by Milkbags247 August 24, 2017
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one eyed snake

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco
by sqworm June 2, 2004
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cum snake

The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.
Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?

Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
by Apemeat February 26, 2009
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If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010
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Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.
In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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snake poncho

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.
by ComradeAndrew December 11, 2008
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Solidus Snake

Real name George Sears, ex-President turn Dead Cell leader.

He is the third of three "super soldiers" that was created in the Les Enfants Terrible project, which was a cloning experiment designed to make clones from the legendary Big Boss.

His title as President was stripped by the Patriots after he failed to capture Metal Gear REX in the Shadow Moses incident. Little did he know this was down to Revolver Ocelot, the Patriot Spy.
Raiden:
Colonel Gurlukovich... and his daughter, Olga?

Otacon:
Both fell victim to Ocelot's plot.

Raiden:
Was Solidus Snake behind all this? He used Ocelot to get hold of RAY, huh?

Otacon:
No. He was underground, keeping a low profile at the time.

Raiden:
Then it must be the Patriots...

Otacon:
If that's the case, what's Ocelot doing alongside Solidus?
by Stevie B the Bounty Hunter December 12, 2005
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