Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013

"slurpee"

the act of fellatio where the girl has ice in her mouth

Dude, she did a "slurpee" on me the other night!

by Senger8 April 24, 2008

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

cherry slurpee

The act of inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and sucking out all the fluids.

Dave: I was so horny last night that I decided to cherry slurpee my sister!

Joe: That's incest!

by Old Man Winter October 1, 2007

slurpee

inserting a popsicle into the woman's vagina and allowing it to melt, you proceed to slurp it out.

Rob gave Brittany a grape slurpee last night and now he has purple lips.

by Chase, Derek, David, Jeff, and David August 30, 2006

shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!

Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee

by T-$$$$$$$$$$$ February 18, 2008

Slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout.

Man, you are being such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 17, 2017