simps

Abbreviation of simple. Short and snappy.

Yeah i did the homework it was simps.

by BusinessManCam May 25, 2022

Simp

(s)uper (i)ntense (m)inecraft (p)layer

Friend 1: Dang bro, you killed the ender dragon in 5 minutes? You're a simp!
Friend 2: Thanks bro, it took a while to get this good.

by Daemon2266 July 13, 2021

simp

a dude or girl who goes all out for a girl who will never like them

person 1: i bought her a macbook, the iphone 12, and a car but she still rejected me
person 2: dude. its no simp september

by simpdude November 8, 2020

Simp

simp: a fat loser

that guy is such a simp haha

by Orange Man Bad January 10, 2021

Simp

Scum of the earth.

Charmaine: Levi is so hot
Ida: Simp
Charmaine: How dare you!

by ScrewOffUrbanDictionary January 11, 2021

SIMP

A SIMP is a person that worships the opposite gender, usualy being a guy worshipping a woman, to get their attention and love and calling them stuff like "queen" or "princess" etc. by doing almost anything, most of the time donating a large amount of money.
sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.

friend1: hey wassup "friend2", sorry i couldnt call you yesterday i was watching this streamer and i donated her 500 dollars and SHE SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!
friend2: you are a SIMP

by The next Einstein June 20, 2020

Simp

(before 2020)

S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.

In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.

So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.

by maple17 August 17, 2020