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Simon

A rich, upper class person. With other £1000000.
OMG how did u get that your liked simon
by spinnyharv September 15, 2017
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Simon

Simon is just like the rest of us exept he’s got one big ass
by Susannah December 13, 2017
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Simon.

by Beardyman6969 April 22, 2017
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Simone

Simone is a young alert boy who will always be there for you. He will occasionally make some big mistakes but his friends and family always pulls him back on track.He is very flirtatious and loves to attract beautiful women.
Who’s that boy, he’s very flirtatious i love it. His name must be Simone
by Thatisthenamethatiamputting February 13, 2018
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Simone

Y’all Simone such a whore!”
by kassidyklementisz October 17, 2019
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Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.
wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.
by etyui November 4, 2009
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simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face
Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.
by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007
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