Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism even though our leader has left us.

by ashley d September 9, 2008

sherff

a crazy mother fucker who will kill u if u look in his eyes he is a crazy demon and gets it on like donkey kong.

bruce willis is almost the same person as sherff

by gosu 6 August 10, 2010

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

Sheff

means to cook cocaine to form crack n den slang it.

Da sheff jus left wit a bag.

by Allahatopia November 23, 2018

sheaf

It's when a girl shits, and qeafs at the same time, hince the name, sheaf.

Ewwwwwwwwww, she just sheafed!!!

by j varone December 13, 2004

shwaffle

To laugh uncontrollibly, usually used in instant messaging.

my buddy corey was telling me this great joke today and it made shwaffle so hard.

by bomquesa November 26, 2007