knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock

Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Poo scruffs

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.

Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"

by Yigida June 18, 2011

ole scrofani

the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig

When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani

by Joe Bosco December 17, 2008

scruff the ferret

The act of masterbation, male or female

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

by Westley E November 6, 2007

Scruffing

The act of a male or female, though often male, furiously masterbating as if it were a matter of life and death. This act is then often repeated throughout the day. This term is also used in slang as "Scruffin".

Where is Todd? He is probably in his room scruffing.

by Scruffington March 25, 2010

Scraff

Casually urinating in public, usually in a park, mall, or airport, but can be used in any place but a toilet or urinal. "Scraff" is not used in emergency situations in which a person really needs to pee. It is only used when a person only kind of needs to go, but goes just to be a dick and piss in public.

I just when to the Natural History Museum. I saw some cool things, had lunch, and took a nice scraff.

by James O'Jaymzo Riley September 10, 2011

scraffito

1: a type of art that involves scratching
2:An uncommon inoffensive way of saying FUCKIN AYE GODDAMMIT

i willa not have-ah you evil ina my-ah house! SCRAFFITO!!!

by village idiot May 29, 2003