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Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
by Panty Thief November 3, 2008
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jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
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Scrunge

A gay three way sex position in which a man holds another man’s anus open with his toes; the man gets anally penetrated by the other man. Then the man who held it open with his toes gets toe fungus that is blue, black, pink, and purple.
You: Hey Fred, who do you scrunge with?

Fred: Larry and Sam.
by McScrunger October 10, 2018
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scrunged

The unwant depositing of semen in a woman vagina.
My girl friend Mary didn't want sex last night, but I scrunged in her pussy anyway.
by Simone Razzano February 21, 2008
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syringered

Being bitten by a spider.
That spider just syringered my arm.
by JC August 19, 2004
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scrunger

look at that scrunger
by casie fabulos April 27, 2003
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Scrunge Burger

When a fry a cook wrings out liquid from a wash cloth, sweat ban, dish towl, sponge, shamwow, or other obsorbent thing onto, under or around your hamburger while cooking it up special just for you.
Matt and Trevor got the shaky shitts after eating those scrunge burgers at the cafe.

My double bacon chease burger tasted like soap, that scanky ass bitch cooked me another scrunge burger

Jimmy was so hungry he could eat a sack of scrunge burgers.

Luther wrang out his sweat band on the griddle before cooking those cops a good old fashiond scrunge burger.
by Scurveydog June 30, 2012
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