When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020
Get the Sharpie Ass mug.When a Russian man shouts "CYKA BLYAT" while ejaculating into a woman during sex and shitting on the bed
Dude one: I did the Shartem to my girlfriend last night
Dude two: Wow. That could only have gone so well
Dude two: Wow. That could only have gone so well
by P0t4t042o October 12, 2020
Get the shartem mug.A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;
When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
by SSTY March 28, 2017
Get the file sharted mug.A potent discharge of blended sweet nectars secreting from the anoosial cavity;
projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered
when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.
Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered
when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.
Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
"Hey guy's did you see the game last night"?
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"
by El Trutay November 4, 2009
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by littlexellie March 5, 2021
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by THDaddy March 18, 2008
Get the shit sharpie mug.The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.
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