Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.

Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.

by tagz November 1, 2008

Roman

A treasure to the world, this gem of a man is all that you ever dreamt would come true. He is the most charismatic, heavenly handsome, and caring person that will ever cross your path and once you fall deep into his entrancing brown eyes, you won't ever want to leave his gaze. He makes you feel like a wonderful person even though you may not feel this way. He's the most amazing person known to us all. A talented writer, a compassionate man, a heart catching spirt, nothing more can be said. He's words are like molten gold and he will leave you speechless and breathless all at one go with all he is. He's the type of man who with one look will be able to read your eyes and will jolt your heart from that very first moment. He's irresistibly sexy, smart, kind hearted, skilled, overall simply AMAZING guy and you are bound to fall madly in love with him. he is the kind of guy you will want to spend the rest of your life with, each day growing together, loving each other. Truly the most brilliant, sexy, sweet man ever, hold on to him forever because he will give light to each day just by knowing he is in the world. He is the man who will make a space in your heart, touch your being and move you to tears with all that he is. A one-of-kind person and you won't ever be able to fall in love with anyone else once you've given your heart to Roman, il mio amore.

A true inspiration, a man to bless my dreams, he has created a space in my heart, he is the creme of creme de la cremes. The catcher of my eye, the capturer of my heart the guy i love to love more and more... he must be a Roman.

by three.lined.puzzlez May 25, 2010

Holy Roman Empire

A holy hot messy federation of nightmarish boiling pot of hundreds of principalities, kingdoms, duchies and bishopric

known as the First Reich located at modern day Germany, the low-land Europe (Netherlands and Belgium), Austria and Northern Italy. Existed from medieval ages to the Napoleonic Wars and is one of the main causes of Europe being a bloody hell mess fuckery back then. Blame the Pope for creating this beast straight from hell.

Can be used to describe something being extremely messy.

The conference today was such a Holy Roman Empire!

by YeetusOffACliff May 12, 2020

roman battle helmet

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.

Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

Roman Gentleman

The "Roman Gentleman" is a maneuver where you place someone in any wrestling hold, or an imitation thereof, and then fart in their face. The original Roman Gentleman was performed with legs locked around the neck of the recipient. The name comes from the Greco-Roman style of wrestling, though the original would not classify as a Greco-Roman move, because it used the legs for the takedown, not the upper body.

"Why the fuck are Matt's legs wrapped around Liz's neck"?
"She must be caught in the Roman Gentleman. AGAIN."

by MMurder June 24, 2009

Roman Succession Party

A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.

Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."

by Dan J. P. Jr. or Dan the Man July 24, 2009

Roman Missile

The art of making a woman spontaneously combust from an amazing orgasm by laying her on her side and lifting her top leg straight up, penetrating her vagina at a constant but fast pace while you rub the clitoris with one hand, and finger the rectum with the other. It is a difficult task to get right as you may succumb to the uncoordinated failure of a similar multiple limb movement, the "tapping your head and rubbing your stomach" test. You may need to master this first before you move on to the mount everest of orgasms. Good luck.

Example 1:

Judy - " Hey Mary how come you look so pale today?"

Mary - "Because I almost spontaneously combusted when Daniel gave me a roman missile this morning"

Example 2:

Lauren - "Fuck Stacey, I feel like I could be pregnant after getting an amazing roman missile last night"

Example 3

Tony is giving his wife a roman missile and then all of a sudden *BOOM* she disintegrates into a pile of dust.

Tony - "At least we know she is in orgasm heaven"

by Omaster December 15, 2011