puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010

pbuffed

An expression/acronym that translates to "post-break-up-fucked."

Anthony: Yo V, I heard Sarrah broke up.
V: Yeah, me too, but I don't know if it is over. They pbuffed the other day so it may get messy now.

OR

I just pbuffed with my ex and now I am confused, please give me some advice.

OR

"Are you sure we are over? If we pbuf then what does that mean?"

by amethyst1564 October 8, 2016

puffer snout

A person who makes their friends beer foam by hitting the top of his friends beer with the bottom of his own beer.

That mutherfucking bitch totally puffer snouted my beer!

by Puffer snout April 3, 2017

PUFFDOG

P.- Painfull
U.- Urinating

F.- From
F.- Flying
D.- Donkeys
O.- Oral
G.- Glans

My Pet Has PUFFDOG
I got PUFFDOG from the donkey outside

by PHAT PUG May 3, 2018

Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.

In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.

by LadyLyles March 14, 2020

pufferfish

a slur used against homosexual men, it’s mostly died out and barely anyone uses it

p1: ‘i bet he’s a pufferfish’
p2: ‘stfu’

by themadnesswithin February 10, 2021

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008