mexican postage

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!

by Muffjack2 December 10, 2008

poostain

the action of wiping ones ass with a body part.

ohh look at lisa's wrist, what a poo stain!

by Me.me July 27, 2005

podtastic

Adjective. Something very good related to the iPod or a podcast.

That episode of Tiki Bar TV was podtastic!

by Johnny Hollywood September 23, 2005

Postage Stamp

When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.

Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!

by The post officer January 3, 2011

Posta

Place where its chill for smoking marijuana

Boy meet me at the posta by the park

by BsikerG June 15, 2019

poostang

Poostang is a way to insult ford mustangs. A very commonly used term in the f-body community (camaro/trans am).

Also used by any driver after a race that just wrecked a mustang.

Hey dan, did you see that dumbass in that slow poostang "try" to race me?

by j pags March 23, 2009

coffee postal

extremely energetic or snarky person all hopped up on caffeine. may be annoying. may be slightly crazy. may be pitching a fit, or working fast and furious. may be the next new legal defense, following the "Twinky defense."

1. Slow down on the espresso shots before you start getting all coffee postal !

2. Are you ADD or coffee postal?

by tenzen January 2, 2009