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plagentanated

a way to describe how someone speaks in the best possible way ever
* does a david attenbwisui impression * i can’t spell sorry

“wow that sounded so plagentanated”
by bollocks January 12, 2022
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Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.
My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.
by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021
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placenta

I had placenta today.
by operasinger69 February 17, 2022
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PlacentaCicle

My wife had a baby and made me a placentacicle
by Morkhiemen February 28, 2022
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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
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parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.
i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs
by bbbbboby November 22, 2022
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placenta perm

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl
i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”
by ginabeena June 10, 2023
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