plagentanated

a way to describe how someone speaks in the best possible way ever

* does a david attenbwisui impression * i can’t spell sorry

“wow that sounded so plagentanated”

by bollocks January 12, 2022

Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021

placenta

good soup

I had placenta today.

by operasinger69 February 17, 2022

PlacentaCicle

Freezing the placenta on a popsicle stick

My wife had a baby and made me a placentacicle

by Morkhiemen February 28, 2022

Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022

parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.

i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs

by bbbbboby November 22, 2022

placenta perm

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl

“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”

by ginabeena June 10, 2023